Why me?

Why do I attract the weirdos?

You know the type - they're a friend of a friend who liked you for a while, they finally contact you, you respond being polite, and then all of a sudden BAM 10 emails in 5 minutes. You've already been petnamed. They pester you to meet them for coffee, and when you decline saying you're "too busy" - they say they will just wait then. And then they tell you how beautiful you are AGAIN!

Hey buddy - I've known you for about an hour - how's about you just back up a teensy bit?

And what sucks the most is that a lot of the time, these guys are actually pretty decent looking and you WOULD date them - but they've compulsively emailed/facebook-stalked you and ruined EVERYTHING!

NOTE TO GUYS - Yes it's sweet to tell us how pretty you think we are when you've never actually met us, it's sweet to send a couple of emails, but there is a LINE - and that line, if crossed, will take you on an express trip from Potential to Friend-Zone in about 20 seconds flat.

And we all know there's no coming back once you've been Friend-Zoned.